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I Couldn’t Hitch Without My Bitch!
I Couldn’t Hitch Without My Bitch!
I Couldn’t Hitch Without My Bitch!

I Couldn’t Hitch Without My Bitch!

Regular price £27.00
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A fun, fabulous and unforgettable way to say thank you to your ride-or-die.

This handmade paper rose is printed with the bold message:
“I couldn’t hitch without my bitch!”
in glamorous gold script — the perfect mix of sass and sentiment for your bridesmaid, bestie, or maid of honour.

It’s a keepsake she’ll love just as much as she loves you — and it lasts far longer than any bouquet.


💃 Perfect for:

– A bridesmaid proposal
– A wedding morning gift
– Your maid of honour or chief chaos coordinator
– That one best friend who’s been there through the planning, the prosecco, and the panic


No customisation needed. No explanation required. Just a badass thank-you in flower form.
Each rose comes in a glass bud vase and is ready to give, straight from your heart (and your slightly wild side).

📦 In stock and ready to ship
🎁 Includes vase
💐 Handmade. Hilarious. Keepsake-worthy.